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I am terrible at explanations sorry!
If you're terrible at explanations don't make comics trying to explain things.

Oh, and you can't use tap or bottled water. Um... do you go to the nearest stream? Collect rainwater? What? She really is bad at explanations.
I believe she means "Don't just run the tap till the water is hot." Which I've totally done when I was just going to ice it.
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Parthenon wrote:
I am terrible at explanations sorry!
If you're terrible at explanations don't make comics trying to explain things.

Oh, and you can't use tap or bottled water. Um... do you go to the nearest stream? Collect rainwater? What? She really is bad at explanations.
Import Himalayan snow. Duh.
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Maybe well-water, if you have it?

Anyways, yes. I believe this quote is applicable:
"Bloody vegetarians. I hate cooking for those people. 'Oh, please, I'll just have a dish of rainwater at precisely air temperature with an ounce of mother's milk on the side, and if it's not too much trouble, could you float a couple of violets on it?' "
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Most well water is a bit nasty-tasting, in my experience, because of the pipes, which are usually old. The exceptions are lead pipes (tasty, but with drawbacks) and sometimes clay pipes (depends how the surrounding dirt tastes).

If she's actually worried about the DO (which is weird), I'm pretty sure you can fix that by shaking your water with air, so I really don't know why bottled or tap would be better or wise than anything else: either way you need to spend an extra step shaking it.
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Doesn't the solubility of oxygen with water decrease as temperature increases anyway?

Or is it the fact that the waste products of anaerobic bacteria taste and smell terrible?
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Prak_Anima wrote:I believe she means "Don't just run the tap till the water is hot." Which I've totally done when I was just going to ice it.
No, she specifically says to take some water that doesn't come from the tap, isn't bottled, and hasn't already been boiled, and then boil it in an electric kettle or using a hob. Which also means you empty the kettle each time, which wastes water.

So what source of water should we use? The tears of children? Morning dew? Your own piss? I like the Himalayan snow, but possibly Icelandic glaciers.

Wait, that makes sense! The reason the ice caps are shrinking and glaciers are disappearing is people using the water for tea!

EDIT: I live in the middle of a city. There are no wells.
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Dude. Well water.
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In many parts of Australia, you have two taps in the kitchen. One is the usual pipeline to reservoirs, and is called tap water. The other, while still a tap, is connected to your own filtered rainwater tank, and is called rain water.

I figured they mean to use rain water.
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Ah, it's one of those weird non-american things then, eh?
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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I've dumped like 40 waking hours into following an LP of this game, and I still haven't caught up yet.

EDIT: oh, by the way, this is a Dangan Ronpa version of the following comic: http://harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=213
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Which game are you talking about?
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Take Phoenix Wright, make into a gruesome horror game, add awkward-looking metaphorical action sequences, and then never officially translate it because it makes Japan look even more messed-up than usual.

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Been playing Advance Wars: Dual Strike lately. A character says what we all were thinking about the main character.
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Koumei wrote:In many parts of Australia, you have two taps in the kitchen. One is the usual pipeline to reservoirs, and is called tap water. The other, while still a tap, is connected to your own filtered rainwater tank, and is called rain water.

I figured they mean to use rain water.
I assumed that she's talking about filtered water. i.e. tap water going through a RO or RODI water filter first. Which does noting to increase DO. I suspect that she's either got crappy tap water and improves the taste by removing dissolved solids, or is merely clueless.

Given that Oxygen doesn't taste very nice, I'm surprised that people try to keep in in before making tea at all. A chemist I used to work with only made coffee with boiled water for this reason. I may have to experiment.
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Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
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Cynic wrote:
K wrote:Type "zerg rush" into Google.
My favorite's always been typing 'recursion' into google search.
Another google egg.

http://translate.google.com

Copy
pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk bschk pv bschk bschk pv kkkkkkkkkk bschk bschk bschk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk bschk pv bschk bschk pv kkkkkkkkkk bschk bschk bschk pv zk bschk pv zk pv…
Select language as German and hit the listen button.
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Verstehe ich nicht . .
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Shrapnel wrote:
TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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Stahlseele wrote:Verstehe ich nicht . .
It makes a beatbox (the caption on the listen button even changes to reflect that). To make it work:
  • Go to the Google Translate page
  • Paste this into the first box "pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk bschk pv bschk bschk pv kkkkkkkkkk bschk bschk bschk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk bschk pv bschk bschk pv kkkkkkkkkk bschk bschk bschk pv zk bschk pv zk pv…"
  • Select German for the language on the second box.
  • Click the listen icon (which should now read "beatbox" instead of "listen").
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I am german . . and it does not sound like beatboxing to me . . at all . .
Well, the problem is probably that last step, because my listen icon is still listen instead of beatbox . .
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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Stahlseele wrote:I am german . . and it does not sound like beatboxing to me . . at all . .
Well, the problem is probably that last step, because my listen icon is still listen instead of beatbox . .
You have to translate "from" English "to" German. If you translate from (for example) Czech to German, nothing happens.

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